Have you ever popped to Tesco and then been devastated that they don't have a "Cock" aisle? I mean wouldn't the world be at least 5% better if there was an aisle in all supermarkets dedicated to cocks?

Oh, and I'd like to take this time to apologise to Rachel for using her collection for this photo.

That is a joke.

They're all mine.

For my butt.

That is also a joke.

Actual Scent: Bookstore. Possibly better smelling than a shop full of dick.

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our  and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!