Fuck having a bath. They're shit. Like what do you do? Wash, and then sit there with your dick flopping about in the water? No sound. Just boredom. I'm far too restless to just sit in the bath. The shower however? I can do that.

I think it's the noise to be fair. I like the sound of the water over the quietness of the bath. But maybe learning to sit with nothing going on would probably be good for me? Bring some calmness to my overly active, fairly loud head?

Anyway...

Ever wanted a photo of me naked in the shower? Well there you go you pervert.

Actual Scent: Avobath. But in the shower instead.

Cockshell Details

Our Cockshells are basically 6 cube clamshells with little dicks on the cubes. Much like our Teddy Clamshells that have a Teddy on the cube, these just have cocks. Because people love cocks. Well, some do at least.

Size: Is that what everyone wants to know when it comes to a Cock(shell)? How big is it? Does it matter, though? It's not about the size, right? But our Cockshells are actually BIGGER than our  and weigh around 70-75g! It's big enough to get the job done.

Wax: Our wax is 100% soy wax mixed with mica powder to colour it and give it that shimmer! Sometimes glitter is used too and that's bio-degradable.

Our products, to the best of our knowledge, are all vegan and cruelty-free. If you have any specific concerns then please get in touch.

We are CLP compliant and fully insured. The CLP can be found in the product images before you even purchase.

Fully recyclable PET plastic clamshell with Resin identification code for practical, household recycling. Just like recycling a bottle of pop!